Tuh-RAY-za

They're still letting her speak publicly...

Some notes:

"On 9/12 every single newspaper in the world said 'We are all Americans.' Today it is not the case," she said.

ME: Actually, that was the French paper, Le Monde, which is probably the only one she reads anyway. They've since recanted.

"Osama bin Laden is Osama been lost," she said.

ME: When will they learn lines like this are 1) overdone already and 2) still very lame?

"The Taliban is back running Afghanistan," Heinz Kerry said.

ME: Uh, not true. Would the Taliban have allowed 10 million people to register to vote?

"No American boy or girl should lose their lives for oil," she said.

ME: Tell that to the French and Russians who supported Saddam because of...oil contracts.

"Every child in America will receive health care from day one if John is elected. Period," she said.

ME: And will she personally take care of the tab...? Probably not. So then, this will be paid for...um, how will this be paid for? Oh right, tax the rich, which to them means every one that's not on welfare who has a job, a car, a salary...well, you get the idea.